Well, it was that time of the year when women get an ad just for themselves. (International Women’s Day, idiot). Not one to skip the party, Converse remembered that women wear shoes and we remembered that an old hag had a shitty time living in one. The next thing I knew I had written 150-ish modern nursery rhymes that got cut down to three, which were of course not my favorites but there were a few men making decisions so you know how that goes. You can’t have everything, women.

All the stories are true.

CW: Jess Price
AD: Ted Malenfant